Jag har världens bästa chef
Förlåt för den kassa uppdateringen. I mean; "Im a pink elephant" jag kunde lika gärna låta bli att skriva något. Idag gick jag iallafall till jobbet och det kändes skönt. Fick ganska dåligt samvete att man inte var på jobbet fastän det är fullt okej eftersom jag var sjuk. Men igen skada skedd - min chef satt visst och tittade på film hela dagen igår, så jag var nog inte så saknad. ; )
Vi hade som vanligt, ingenting att göra. Men det var en rolig dag. Min chef är en ganska rolig prick han. Idag har han sagt följande saker;
"Its not a mystery why you don't drink and don't smoke anymore. You started hanging out with Indians - soon you will stop eating pork too."
"Elizabeth, I found something for you to do. Why do you have to do it so fast. Now I have to find something else for you to do. And there's nothing to do"
"It's that crazy woman again. I don't understand. Why does she come here and eat our food. It's so bad."
"Do you Swedish sing songs? Like, do you have movies and songs and stuff?"
"Im so tired, let's sleep on the floor behind the bar. No one will come in anyway"
"Look, they are Swedish. They are big and blonde. Go and talk to them - Maybe we will get tips."
"There's nothing to do. Why don't you clean the glasses again, or make up another shot. Or have a beer."
"They sing we will, we will rock you in the bar. They step outside and the Moroccan's sing; we will, we will robb you. "
Vi hade som vanligt, ingenting att göra. Men det var en rolig dag. Min chef är en ganska rolig prick han. Idag har han sagt följande saker;
"Its not a mystery why you don't drink and don't smoke anymore. You started hanging out with Indians - soon you will stop eating pork too."
"Elizabeth, I found something for you to do. Why do you have to do it so fast. Now I have to find something else for you to do. And there's nothing to do"
"It's that crazy woman again. I don't understand. Why does she come here and eat our food. It's so bad."
"Do you Swedish sing songs? Like, do you have movies and songs and stuff?"
"Im so tired, let's sleep on the floor behind the bar. No one will come in anyway"
"Look, they are Swedish. They are big and blonde. Go and talk to them - Maybe we will get tips."
"There's nothing to do. Why don't you clean the glasses again, or make up another shot. Or have a beer."
"They sing we will, we will rock you in the bar. They step outside and the Moroccan's sing; we will, we will robb you. "
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